Dear Safety-Conscious Citizen, Boston is a lie; overrun by ferals... Whoever tells you to go to Boston wants you dead. This is not a joke citizen. We are serious. The rumors might be true: plenty of weapons, food and fuel, but is that worth a life? Your life? Don't even think about it! The ferals surrounding the Massachusetts Institute of Technology are faster, stronger and more than you can handle, even with a TNC (Tactical Nuclear Catapult). Once, we sent a dozen Sentries there... We never heard from them again. [Background music, increasing chatter... a familiar voice...] "Hello Capital Wasteland! This is [indecipherable]! Owww! People of the Wastes are wondering, where has our savior gone? My guess is as good as yours! And now, some music..." --- We invite you to join the conversation on Facebook. As always, have a very safe and productive day, citizen! Vault of The Future Public Relations Dept Washington, DC /> Previous transmission: Jen